No more Popeyes. No more KFC. Now you can make your own zesty fried chicken quick and easy with our simple recipe.

1. Mix up a large freezer bag with a crapload of hot sauce and chicken and throw in the fridge for an hour
2. Mix up marinated chicken in a large freezer bag with 1/2 cup of flour and 1/8 of a cup of breadcrumbs
3. Add coated chicken to heated oil and fry for 25 minutes while rotating the chicken every 5 minutes
4. Lay chicken on paper towels to drain excess oil